Monday, February 12, 2018

Waiting For A Call



A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"

"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."

"Why are you so weak?"

"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

"That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

"Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call".