Tuesday, August 29, 2017

It's All Relative



A man talking to G-d:

The man: “G-d, how long is a million years?”
G-d: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “G-d, how much is a million dollars?”
G-d: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “G-d, may I have a penny?”
G-d: “Wait a minute.”