Sunday, August 21, 2016

Diary Entry #19

Before I boarded the plane, I was "caught" with three small bottles of water that I was "smuggling" in my carry on bag. They were promptly confiscated. 

I am relieved that in order to prevent terrorism, the airlines make sure that their passengers run the risk of dehydration which would definitely keep potential terrorists from doing any damage. I am also glad that they are going after dangerous extremists like me who get queasy from blood and whose mother didn't let him watch Rambo because it was too violent and she didn't want him to be exposed to violence.