Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Interesting - British Humour

Interesting.

I have recently had 100 visitors to the blog from the Ukraine. 86 from Germany. 72 from Portugal. 64 from France. But only 9 from the United Kingdom.

Do the Brits not enjoy my American Humor?

Here is some British Humour:

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive casement type with shutters.  Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloo............ Just because I have fair hair doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Hellloo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

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At an antiques auction in Leeds, England a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing £5,000, and he would give a reward of £50 to the person who found it.  From the back of the hall a Yorkshire voice shouted, "I'll give £100!"

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Andy told me he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, 'What was the name of his other leg?'

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