Magical Powers:)

Just saw an advertisement on the top of my gmail page: "Tell me your birthdate and I will tell you your love future." [I am not contacting her because I want to believe that I will remain married until death. Not looking for any surprises:). Also, I spend my money on silly things like groceries and shoes for the kids and don't have much left over for dubious astrologists].

I can't offer that but I can say "Tell me your birthdate and I will tell you how old you are".