Paradise

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're beautiful; they’re romantic, and they are enjoying life. They are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they are told that this is paradise. They must be Russian."